Oh shnitzel.

I hate you, pancakes.

Neeed debit card, I want fooood, I’ve eaten so many pancakes that I now hate pancakes. All of tumbrs delish food pictures are not helping.

"Some people are afraid of meeting new people, but fear is okay. It sharpens your senses for what you need to do, whatever that may be. In the end, there’s nothing to be afraid of—most people are much more afraid than you; however they may appear outwardly, they’re all just trying to survive."

Bear Grylls from Urban Survival with Bear Grylls (via gotawesome)

(Source: davezissou)

I came, I saw, I conquered.

Unfortunately, what I conquered was a whole box of suddenly salad in one sitting. My stomach is pist. This is the worst victory ever.

searchingforoceans:

To my anon who wanted the video of Tuukka bombing Timmy’s interview.

(Source: hiddles-for-tiddles)

Damn you, candy blackouts.

I found the wrapper, but I can’t remember eating my twix. 

Damn

I was so sure Clara the chicken would be Richards’ mother.